15 Smart-Ass & Cheeky Insults With Which You Can Roast Your Worst Enemies Like King
There have been times when you must have felt that the other person is trying to be pretty smart and you should just give him/her back in a perfect manner but your good nature and your upbringing must have stopped you from doing that. We also agree that a person should avoid insulting or making fun of someone but we also have to admit that the world is full of jerks who don’t let live a person until and unless that person makes them believe that he is not the one who will bear their nuisances silently.
A person needs to be friendly toward everyone and avoid confrontation as much as possible until it becomes a necessity and in such scenario you can use these smart-ass and cheeky insults which will not only insult that person but also leave him red-faced and silent. You can also use these insults for those who tried to get into your skin and trouble you and roast them like a king. Well, if you don’t have such people to deal with then roast your friends for some fun but let them know it’s just fun and not to take offence.
1. If I had a face like yours, I had sue my parents.
2. If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
3. When you were born the doctor threw you out of the window and the window threw you back.
4. When I see your face there’s not a thing I would change…except the direction I was walking in.
5. Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
6. You must have been born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.
7. Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you, they can’t laugh either.
8. You are as useless as the ‘ueue’ in ‘queue’.
9. You are the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard.
10. Your only chance of getting laid is to crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait.
11. I am glad to see you are not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
12. So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey?
13. If I wanted to kill myself, I had climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
14. I had agreed with you but then we had both be wrong.
15. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I had been broke.
Which one is your favorite, do let us know.
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