14 Hilarious Bra Tweets That Are Damn Relatable
A bra is, in a funny tone, the closest thing to a woman’s heart but at the same time, it won’t be wrong to say that this is something which annoys her the most and she feels heavenly after removing it and why not, who doesn’t like freedom? Humorous it may seem but only females can understand all the pain and irritation associated with wearing a bra all day long while confining their soft assets inside them.
In this article, we are listing 14 funniest ever bra tweets and we bet that every girl would relate to them:
1. Bag of chips:
If you have also tried double push up bras, you can relate to this user who found it quite similar to the packet of potato chips. Most of us love potato chips and there is hardly anyone who can resist them. However, when we buy them with so excitement and good mood, we surely get upset once after opening and seeing it half or more empty.
Double push up bras are like a bag of chips. You open them and they're half empty.
— Erik Karlsson (@ErikKarlsson65) April 12, 2014
2. Nothing can be more painful:
There is no denying the fact that bras are annoying but every girl has a favorite bra in her collection and she loves it more than anything. However as nothing is permanent, that special bra will also get torn or faded one day and only a girl can feel the pain of parting from it. Oh please don’t go, can’t I just get it back by giving anything else in its place?
— Becky G. (@iambeckyg) November 28, 2015
3. Short of words to describe that awesome feel:
Even though bras are quite light in weight, only females know how irritating it is to wear one all the day so that breasts appear to be in a good shape. Nevertheless, that amazing feel of taking it off your breasts and free them can’t be described in words. Just heavenly and magical!
me: i am fine
me: *takes bra off*
me: wOW SO THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ABLE TO BREATHE WOW SO MUCH OXYGEN IS GOING INTO MY LUNGS
— corey (@ghxstboys) November 23, 2015
4. Men will be men:
Many companies claim that a majority of women wear the wrong size of bra. In fact when it comes to choosing the right size, it seems no less than rocket science to me, no matter how easy it may be for some people. But if you look at it from the perspective of men, they are hardly bothered about whether you are wearing a right or wrong size, they are just interested in the treasure your bra protects.
80% of women wear the wrong bra size. 100% men don't care.
— Women's Humor (@womenshumor) June 22, 2012
5. It makes me laugh:
In India, especially in past, a number of women didn’t use to carry a purse and instead put money in their blouse or bra so that no one can steal them plus they didn’t have the burden of holding something in their hands all the time. But this user has a different kind of fantasy as she imagines as if her b**bs are actually paying her so that she frees them in the night time.
I don't carry a wallet & I often put money inside my bra.
At night when I undress, I pretend my boobs are paying me a ransom to be set free.
— Carbosly (@Carbosly) August 6, 2015
6. That annoying and sometimes unpleasant situation:
Sometimes your weight increases and you don’t have any control over it or just your breast enlarges which eventually results in your favorite bra being unfit. Though some women may like to have a bigger size, the separation from the bra they used to love irks.
— Christianna (@cv_parker) April 18, 2012
7. Damn true!
Bras are no less than a big trouble that we have to tolerate whether we want or not and regardless of how much we hate them. Sometimes it feels that bra is something which has been forcibly imposed on us by the society and we have to wear it, even if we don’t feel physically comfortable or mentally relaxed. And here this girl’s tweet “No bra, no problem” looks so true!
No bra, no problems
— Sassy In Stilettos (@Sass_Stilettos) September 21, 2016
There is no denying the fact that some women find a bra too irritating and bothersome but does it really mean that not wearing one will solve almost all your problems? Well, I can’t say about the rest of the world but this user definitely thinks so and I would want to know why and how….
I feel like not wearing a bra would solve 98% of my problems
— Tuesday ♡ (@Toodat_P) September 20, 2016
9. Too much, isn’t it?
Wearing a bra can make a person uneasy but this tweet may be hyperbole when the user talks about being normal from being depressed just by taking off her bra.
I thought I was depressed but then it turned out I just needed to take my bra off
— Emily Hella Christmasy (@MrEmilyHeller) October 19, 2013
10. That obstinate bra strap:
No matter how much you try to hide it, it mostly seeks a way to come out and make its presence felt! Yes we are talking about the stubborn bra strap which doesn’t like to be hidden.
Push me aside, but I will come back. Hide me, but I will always emerge.
I AM POWER.
I AM RESILIENCE.
I AM A BRA STRAP.
— Mara “Get Rid of the Nazis” Wilson (@MaraWilson) September 11, 2014
11. The painful underwire:
It is said that you get hurt the most when someone or something close to your heart gives you pain. Ah, this tweet about disloyal underwire is damn relatable!
The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most.
Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me.
— Jes (@JesKeepSwimming) December 9, 2014
12. A naughty one!
Sometimes people don’t mind asking you about not wearing a bra or making a comment on the same and in such situation, this can be a mouth-shutting reply.
If anyone ever calls me out for not wearing a bra I'm gonna tell them I left it at their dad's house.
— erin chack (@ErinChack) July 26, 2016
13. Who has done it?
There is no denying the fact that women love to take off their bra on the very first chance they get, no matter whether the place is home or office, the only condition is it should be empty and everyone should have gone home.
I'm the only person left in the office. I'd take my bra off if I hadn't already done it 3 hours ago.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 9, 2013
Women love compliment, especially when they buy something new, but this coming from a doctor is epic!
Me:I'm having chest pain
Doc:Did you buy a new bra?
Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing!
Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain
— Princess Buttercup (@GoldenSpirals) January 26, 2015
Have you also come across such hilarious stuffs in relation to bra? Share with us in the comments section below.
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